Scorpio: If you’ve made your peace with what’s haunting you, this month will be only slightly depressing. Things look grim all the way to midwinter. Expect your shoes to let you down repeatedly.
Sagittarius: Your good luck in beachcombing may lead to horror and dismay.
Capricorn: For the next two weeks, you are at great risk of being struck by lightning and/or falling into your own privy.
Aquarius: Those of you who survived last month can expect things to be mercifully quiet until the gibbous moon, after which it’s just going to be one disaster after another.
Pisces: Being generous will only get you taken advantage of. Say not to everything until at least next week, and make sure all the locks on your doors are sound.
Aries: A small injury will fester and you’ll have to decide whether to trust to witchcraft or take your life into your hands with a visit to Doc Willoughby – it will be kill or cure.
Taurus: Nothing has gone well for you recently. The next new moon offers chances to shine, but they could so easily turn into dreadful humiliations.
Gemini: You can’t hide under the bed forever. You will eventually have to face up to your ghastly misjudgements and deal with the consequences.
Cancer: Watch out for aerial bombardments, ill-considered axe use, and goats falling off roofs.
Leo: You’ve finally hit on a brilliant plan, but no one will believe you, or take it seriously.
Virgo: those aren’t mice making noise in your attic. Get help.
Libra: The stars have aligned to give you excellent prospects this month for any acts of revenge or score settling you have in mind.