WANTED Clown tears, milked from the finest European clowns, urgently required to oil the Hyperbaric Orchestra Machine I have brought to the island at considerable expense for the benefit concert for orphans by several careless witches, who misplaced my supply of prime Pagliaci weepings. All leads welcome, to Glitchy, c/o the orphanage. Please do not disappoint the orphans any more than they have already been disappointed!
Fed up with dust?
Can’t quite get into the corners?
Just want to be able to spend some time not doing anything?
Walden Pond Frog’s trained dust-cats are here to help.
Annoying corners? No problem. Not enough time? They do not need supervision and can safely eat dust without you needing to do a thing.
Yes, we too have heard the rumours. If the dust cats have any negative effects on you or anyone else, we will not be willing to accept any complaints. We would not greatly appreciate any feedback you have.
We do not accept any feedback about missing items that may have only occurred after your purchase of one of our dust cats.