Church Picnic

The annual Church picnic takes place this Saturday, everyone welcome. Bring food to share. After last year’s unfortunate incident, Reverend Davies asks those attending to make sure that the food is either properly dead at the outset, or suitably restrained. No alcohol. Everyone welcome for a day of family fun in an atmosphere of spiritual communion.

2 thoughts on “Church Picnic”

  1. That weasel was dead when I brought it there! It had not been breathing for three days since I skinned and gutted it! It was not my fault!!!

  2. But, Gagh is best served while it is still wiggling! If it is dead, what is the point? Philistines, the lot of you … simply cannot stomach fine Klingon cuisine …

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